Tuesday, May 31, 2005

WHAT’S MY NEW NAME?
“It is customary to grant the new knight an added name!”(Don Quixote). This custom is also applied to Popes and Kings. Why not an American President? Especially the first women President?

Hillary has appointed me a committee of one to conduct a search for an appropriate appellation. Listed below are a few of the early suggestion. Please review the list and let us have your comments and additions:

Hillary EVITA Clinton - Okay. So she can’t sing, but she did get there by sleeping with the Big Guy.

Hillary B. ANTHONY Clinton - What better way to honor another less-than-beautiful feminist?

Hillary MAGDALENE Clinton - Every other women this side of Whoopy Goldfarb knows how to love him. Hillary won’t even wear a blue dress.

The Rev. Hillary LUTHER Clinton Jr. - This will help to keep them on the plantation without actually doing anything for them.

Hillary PARIS Clinton - Did you see the ad? Hillary borrowed that thong from JLo. She had more stuff oozing out than Paris and Monica combined. Unfortunately, the car is still dirty.

Hillary XANTHIPPE Clinton - Termagant is a good thing, right?

Hillary BIRD Clinton - How do you spell cuckoldee?

Hillary FAYE Clinton - Do you really think that the mascara helps with the fund-raising?

Hillary THE ENTERTAINER Clinton - You think that she is not funny?
Wait till she finishes reading the joke book that Al Gore sent her!
Hillary IMELDA Clinton - Gimmee, gimmee, gimmee.

If you wish to join the fun, your thoughts and suggestions will be appreciated. Of course, you will be audited by the IRS immediately after the election.

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